Am I rediculous or what?

So first my phone just starts braking, I get a new one. 2 days later, I drop it in a pool. 2 days later it decides to turn on. So then I lost it again idk where it went. I checked everywhere and then something told me to look in the trash, sure enough it was there. -insert halluluia music here- Yep Im so mentaly ill that I threw my phone away...... and it was in the trash cans like outside ready to be picked up and taken way. I do remember throwing some stuff away before a little before I lost it........must of been in the mix. Well, um thank you God. Really appreatiate it.